Maggie's Messages
The Pie
Queue
Ten customers. Three dirty looks. A gull with ambitions.
Rude queue comedy for adults. Fictional shop, real grease, no fried chocolate. The queue keeps the moral high ground.
Fair enough. Come back when you can be trusted with brown sauce.
Maggie's Messages
The Pie Queue
Hatch shut
0 / 10
0 pies
Bonus 0
1 in a row
Dirty
Maggie's Messages
Queue's Patience
12
Ten customers. Tap the order, then Serve. Wrong, missing, extra, or too slow is a dirty look. Three ends the queue. Three correct in a row pays a Queue's Patience bonus, kept separate from pies served.